NASIR: I accompanied my Dominus to the mines once. I may be of some aid.
AGRON: Fucking Syrians.
Nagron’s Guide to the Hows and Whys of Building a Relationship Through Bad Pick-up Lines and the Sheer Power of Eyefucking
#oh my god i hate you #oh my god i love you so fucking much #jfc you’re going to die #i’m so fucking proud of you #because THIS is why i fell in love with you #can’t decide if i want to punch you in the face #or kiss you silly #can’t deal with these feels so imma go now
#yeah i know this is stupid #but i expected more from you #i’m not pissed but you know what? #i’ll never let you drag me into such a shitty fucking situation again #because we ain’t no rhaskos and chadara baby #we can have intense makeup sex when i get back #and if i die that’s the gods cockblocking you for acting like such a dick #oh btw i love you too you incorrigible fuck
# the moment when agron learned that nasir is a FREE BITCH BABY # this syrian CAN'T BE TAMED # and poor agron is like 'my body is ready to either PUNCH YOU OR FUCK YOU' # the feels are bursting out of his chest and he can't deal so he's like ' DEUCES I'M OUTTA HERE' # and nasir smiles cause he knows agron is gonna come back # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea