Time passes too slowly.
Aint that the truth!! S3 cudn’t get here fast enough!
Episode #8 of Deciphering Agron’s Intent: There Ain’t Nuthin’ Wrong With A Lil’ Bump n’ Grind
*We begin our scene with MOUTH NOISES*
What Agron Thinks: Oh God yes we’re finally alone gonna throw him up against dis wall right here and fuck he is so goddamn hot I could just eat him I mean literally eat him nom nom his lip tastes good nom nom
*Nasir pulls away while Agron wonders if a man can die from blue balls*
What Nasir Says: We must wait, until Spartacus relieves us of charge.
What Nasir Means: Calm your cock guy we’ve got a job to do here
What Agron Says: Time passes too slowly.
What Agron Means: I really really really need you to put it in me right the fuck now. Please? PLEASE?!
What Nasir Says: We must be quick then.
What Nasir Means: Fine god you size queen c’mere
*MOUTH NOISES, then Nasir grabs Agron’s cock*
What Agron Thinks: DFDMNGTRKGNTRJGNTRRETGNTRGKNMERFDVNREGNRG
What Nasir Thinks: Yeah you fucking like that don’t you who loves you baby
What Agron Thinks: OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESOHGODOHOGODOHGODOHGODOHGODMYDICKSGONNAEXPLODEOHGODOHGODOHGOD
What Mira Says: This is how you stand guard?
What Mira Thinks: Oh cool their boners will distract them from my obvious plot to kill that Roman bitch score!
# spartacus: the show where the burliest gladiator in the land begs for a cock up his ass # reason 96228 why agron loves nasir: cause nasir takes care of his giant size queen # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # deciphering agron's intent