I’ve been watching Rollins/Ambrose matches and reading fanfic and GUYS I DON’T WANT ANOTHER WRESTLING OTP
FCW Announcer: There’s a rivalry here that spans years and years back, and that’s why there’s so much passion and aggression and intensity between these two men.
# guys # GUYS # I DON'T WANT ANOTHER WRESTLESHIP # WHY CAN'T I STOP # sensitive fangirl problems
Watching GoT with my mom in the room is awkward
She’s constantly giving me the side eye every time I react to Margaery being awesome, Joffrey being a shit, and Ramsay being Ramsay.
# she's not into this stuff like my dad # so it's weirding her out # personal # sensitive fangirl problems
I normally try to keep my fangirling to a minimum on Facebook, but with Game of Thrones returning in a couple of weeks, my Stannis stanning is reaching critical mass levels of hysteria.
# TWO WEEKS # TWO WEEKS UNTIL STANNIS # TWO WEEKS UNTIL STANNIS AND DAVOS # TWO WEEKS UNTIL STANNIS AND JON FORM TEAM HONORABLE SEXUALLY REPRESSED WARRIOR KINGS # sensitive fangirl problems # stannis baratheon # game of thrones
Sensitive Fangirl Problems #87: The moment when you're so invested in the characters that even FIC SUMMARIES bring the waterworks
- Reading summary of fic in my head: Over his 340 years of life, Dwalin periodically wishes he could give it all up for his princes who never even saw 100.
- Out loud: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
# DWALIN # OH DWALIN # YOU POOR BASTARD # ugh everything is the hobbit AND IT IS SO GODDAMN PAINFUL # sensitive fangirl problems
WOW DELICIOUS WHY DON’T YOU JUST ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE THAT I AM TRYING TO FIND BROTHER/SISTER DWARF INCEST PORN
# HEY EVERYONE I WANT TO READ ABOUT A DWARF KING BANGING HIS SISTER WHO ALSO HAS A BEARD # BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WELL ADJUSTED PEOPLE DO OBVIOUSLY # sensitive fangirl problems
I have finally reached the point of no return
The moment when you check the archive for The Hobbit kink meme, see only one filled prompt for Thorin/Dis, and you are genuinely upset about this.
# have i reached a new low # or a new high # i'm not sure # but no really # why isn't there more thorin/dis # i need this to be remedied # i needed this remedied yesterday # what does a girl have to do to get some brother/sister dwarf incest porn # sensitive fangirl problems
there’s characters you love
and then there’s your babies
# buffy summers # cm punk # john cena # richard harrow # daryl dixon # caroline forbes # betty draper # summer finn # they are all my precious beautiful flawed babies # and i will defend them with my very life # sensitive fangirl problems
I don't think this is what my dad had in mind when he introduced me to J.R.R. Tolkien
- Me before reading my first Hobbit fanfic: Oh cool, this Thorin/Bilbo fic is totally based in book canon! Awesome!
- Me after reading my first Hobbit fanfic: .........but.....where's the porn?
# my poor father # he gave me all the fundamentals to be a proper nerd # and here i corrupt his vision with gay porn featuring dwarves and hobbits # no wonder he is ~proud of me~ # adventures in fanfic # sensitive fangirl problems
Things I’m hoping to see tomorrow at Survivor Series
- Continuation of the D Bry/Kane/Miz love triangle
- Rhodes Scholars doing their cartwheel routine
- The Ziggle Wiggle
- Big Show killing Sheamus
- MARK HENRY SHOWING UP AND SPLITTING EVERYBODY’S WIGS
- Punk and Cena putting on a five star clinic
- Eventually realizing that fighting each other is counter productive
- Deciding to team up and take out Ryback together
- Realizing they’re a great team
- Joining forces
- And celebrating by making out in the ring
- Best Survivor Series ever y/y?
# i know the punk/cena thing won't happen # but a girl can dream # BUT I REALLY DO HOPE MARK HENRY RETURNS AND SPLITS EVERYONE'S WIGS # personal # sensitive fangirl problems # the antihero and the superhero who loves him
I have a list of videos I would make if I knew how to make fanvids
-Boardwalk Empire video set to “This Is War” by 30 Seconds To Mars
-Buffy Summers video set to “Ain’t No Grave” by Johnny Cash
-CM Punk video set to “Monster” by Kanye West
-Punk/Heyman/Possible Dangerous Alliance set to “Clique” by Kanye/Jay-Z/Big Sean (for some reason I find that Kanye’s music goes really well with Punk’s character?)
-Punk/Cena video set to “A Pain That I’m Used To” by Depeche Mode
But I don’t know how to make videos
And this makes me sad