The email conversation that proves that if there is a hell, I've got a first class seat on the plane ride there 

• Work BFF: How was your weekend?
• Me: I spent all weekend watching that Lady Gaga video for "Judas" so I could stare at Norman Reedus' dirty Jesus-betrayin' ass.
• Work BFF: OMG I just literally laughed out loud
• Me: SERIOUSLY. HE'S WALKING AROUND ALL BAREFOOT AND I'M LIKE "OH BABY YOUR FEET UNF UNF." And she smears lipstick on him, and I'm like "...I'll be in my bunk."
• Work BFF: GREAT NOW MY BOSS JUST CAME OVER TO ASK ME WHAT WAS FUNNY. THANKS A LOT.
• Me: I would betray Jesus for Judas if Judas looked like Norman Reedus.