i say we all hold a prayer circle for a nagron sex scene next season.
This atheist is in!
# and the internet would break # because nagron # the meta and the caps lock would break everything # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
this was an uber cute Nagron moment as well. the little smile there in the second GIF kills me every time. he’s so happy to have Nasir in his arms again. :)
I just lose my shit every time he sees Nasir, omg. Like Agron would be standing around all >:/ I’M A BADASS REBEL GLADIATOR AN INSTRUMENT OF VENGEANCE AND DEATH AND DESTRUCTION I ENJOY LONG WALKS OVER THE BLOODY MUTILATED CORPSES OF ROMAN SOLDIERS and then Nasir appears and Agron goes :D!! and just fucking gallops over to his boyfriend like a labrador puppy and lays one on his face.
I ENJOY LONG WALKS OVER THE BLOODY MUTILATED CORPSES OF ROMAN SOLDIERS
I ENJOY LONG WALKS OVER THE BLOODY MUTILATED CORPSES OF ROMAN SOLDIERS
I ENJOY LONG WALKS OVER THE BLOODY MUTILATED CORPSES OF ROMAN SOLDIERS
# agron's headline on his capuamatch.com profile reads 'BURLY GLADIATOR WITH ANGER ISSUES SEEKS VENGEANCE AND CUDDLES' # 'MUST LOVE KILLING ROMAN SHITS WITTY BANTER' # 'I'M JUST A SIMPLE GUY WHO LIKES KILLING ASSHOLES AND SHARING MY FEELS' # AGRON YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
NASIR: You’ve done the impossible.
I love so much Agron’s reaction to seeing Nasir for the first itme when he comes back. The grin that spreads across his face is practically immediate upon sight and there he goes reduced to a precious lil puppy-dog all giddy with excitement. :) It’s the cutest thing ever!!
(Oh, and in the first GIF, I love the look on Saxa’s face behind Agron. Another fangirl?)
Episode #4 of Deciphering Agron’s Intent - The Lucy, I’m Home Edition
What Nasir Says: You’ve done the impossible.
What Nasir Thinks: Fuck yeah you’re not dead.
What Agron Thinks: Fuck yeah I’m not dead. And we won’t be surrounded by fucking Gauls anymore. Come give me some sugar bb.
What Saxa Thinks: *the German equivalent of Me Gustaaaaaaa*
# clearly everything agron does is to impress nasir # and saxa is like 'free from bondage AND i get to hang out with two hot dudes that make out? BEST DAY EVER!' # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # deciphering agron's intent
My Two Cents: Nagron’s Sex Life
I think, inasmuch as a person can be limited to a single sexual position, Nasir is a bottom.
Interesting perspective. Very good read. Thanks for sharing it.
An alternative perspective to my ‘Nasir is totally a top’ post. Also makes a great argument, one I’m very interested in, especially as I really do think they’d be switches. I feel like I should point this out, though - I mean, guys, anal isn’t the only kind of sex two dudes can have. As gleefully in love as Nasir and Agron are, I’m sure they’re exploring as much as they can in their spare moments. Just something to keep in mind. (I’m looking at you, my lovely PWP authors!)
Oh boy Ashley has feels about the sex lives of fictional characters, too!
My stance on Agron’s and Nasir’s sex lives is that they have not had penetrative sex yet for the following reasons.
1. They really haven’t been together very long, and it takes time that they don’t have to build up to such a thing.
2. They don’t have the time to actually engage in the act. They’re on the run from the Roman army and are defending their lives on a frequent basis. Both Nasir and Agron were pissed at themselves (and everyone else) when Spartacus/Crixus/Gannicus dressed up in Roman garb to test the camp. I don’t think that they would allow themselves to take the time that penetrative sex requires.
BUT! This doesn’t mean that Agron and Nasir aren’t hitting it and quitting it in some way. It was obvious in the hallway scene in 2x08 that these are two dudes who are VERY attracted to each other sexually. I see a lot of handjobs, blowjobs, rutting against each other against the columns of the temple happening.
As far as who initiates the sex? That could really go either way. Based on what we’ve seen in the show, my stance is that while Agron initiated the relationship and made his feelings known first, Nasir is the one who initiates most of their sextimes. As unlit_vogue stated, Agron is much more open with his feelings and thoughts than Nasir is. Agron was once a free man, and shared a very open, honest, and fully connected relationship with Duro. Not even the bonds of slavery could stop Agron from fully expressing himself in any manner. For someone as tough as he is, Agron is incredibly expressive and wears his heart and his thoughts (however snarky or bitchy) for everyone to see, which is why he was able to share his feelings with Nasir so easily, and why he’s so comfortable with showing his affection for Nasir to everyone.
On the other hand, as a body slave, Nasir was never afforded the opportunity to be open, not only with his dominus but with the other slaves as well. Nasir himself said that he had position and respect, and couldn’t allow himself to be open and vulnerable with the other slaves for fear of losing that position and respect. And because he has few memories of his life before slavery, he doesn’t have the experience of an open relationship with his family to reference. So Nasir is much more guarded, holds his thoughts and feelings close to him, and rarely allows other people in.
But while Agron is extremely tough, he essentially needs direction from those around him. He needs the people he loves to guide him, whether it be Spartacus reigning him in when his temper flares or Duro providing him purpose. Agron’s relationship with Duro really speaks volumes about the type of person Agron is, and when they are captured and sold into slavery, Duro is really the only thing that Agron has left. On the surface, Duro seemed to need Agron more, but really, Agron needed HIM more, to give him that direction, that purpose, that identity. When Duro dies, Agron’s sense of self is shattered, and he needs direction and purpose again.
But the thing is, once Agron has direction and purpose, he generally lets the other person to set the tone of their relationship. So here comes Nasir, and despite being a body slave, Nasir knows how to command. He had to, in order to be the body slave. Judging from his attitude, Nasir was probably the HBIC of the house, the One Body Slave to Rule Them All. Nasir is used to being in charge, which is why he was so “OMGWTFBBQ YOU JUST KILLED MY DOMINUS AND NOW I’VE GOT NOTHING AND I’M NOTHING AGAIN FUCK YOU SPARTACUS YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!” when the rebels take over the villa. He is understandably wary and distrusting when he and Agron first meet, but he slowly starts to open up, much to his own chagrin (that entire conversation with Chadara about Agron can be summed up with, ‘NO I DON’T LIKE HIM WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT IS RIDICULOUS OH SHIT I’M BEING OBVIOUS ABOUT IT FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN MY STUPID FACE FOR GIVING IT AWAY SHIT.’).
And when Agron makes his feelings known, and Nasir realizes that he doesn’t have to hide what he’s feeling, it is motherfucking ON as far as Nasir is concerned. He can indulge in his learned instinct of being in charge. Not to mention, and this is just my own opinion, he probably HAS to lead because Agron is fucking awkward, man. I love it, it is one of my favorite things about him, but Agron is the sheer definition of awkward. He is a motherfucking BOSS when it comes to killing, but outside of that, he is bumbling, awkward, and doesn’t quite get how strongly he comes across. He uses the world’s most terrible pick-up lines and look at how he is with Nasir in 2X08. He is FLAILING like nobody’s business and looks like he’s about to break out into song and dance when Mira tells the two of them to take their handjobs somewhere else. You’d think that the guy had never gotten laid before. But I’ve been with guys like this, and you literally HAVE to take control of the situation before he does something like accidentally smack you in the face.
So Nasir takes control of the situation because
A) He is very experienced with sex, whereas Agron is not (although his enthusiasm earns him an A+).
B) He is finally given the opportunity to do such a thing, which is probably intoxicating to him and turns him on like nobody’s business. There is nothing better for a dominant personality than to be with someone whom you are really attracted to, whom you genuinely like as a person, and who is totally down to let you take control.
So TL;DR Agron is the one who initiates the relationship because he is comfortable with doing so, but once the relationship is defined, Nasir is the one who leads in the proverbial bedroom.
# oh my god # I JUST WROTE SEX META AT 10 AM # what is wrong with me # halp # i have been swallowed by fictional characters and their sexytimes # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # meta
pissed off agron is always sexxi :P and i adore tht playful lil slap there in the first GIF. i watchd tht several times over and over. xD
*licks monitor like it’s covered in honey*
Episode #3 of Deciphering Agron’s Intent - Teaming Up With Fucking Gauls Edition
What Spartacus Says: Agron! Crixus!
What Agron Thinks: Aww shit I just got permission to beat the living fuck out of the fucking Gaul from my Best Bro yes yes yes
What Nasir Thinks: FUCK YEAH BB GIT HIM
What Agron Thinks: AWW YEAH GONNA IMPRESS THE FUCK OUTTA MY MAN AND BEAT THE PISS OUT OF THE GAUL AND BLESS THE GODS BEST MOTHERFUCKING DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!
And then it goes from the Best Motherfucking Day Ever to the WORST MOTHERFUCKING DAY EVER when Spartacus tells them to team up.
# agron's bucket list reads like this # 1. make it back home # 2. go into the afterlife with his hot ass syrian boyfran # 3. beat the motherfucking shit out of crixus # 4. make a hat out of some roman's shit ribcage # agron you light up my life # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # deciphering agron's intent
AGRON: What name do you go by, little man? So I may properly mourn your passing
NASIR: I am called Tiberius.
AGRON: Tiberius!? You are far too dark to have such a fair Roman name.
NASIR: I am more Roman than Syrian
Episode #2 of Deciphering Agron’s Intent - The Introduction
What Agron Says: Tiberius? You are far too dark to have such a fair Roman name.
What Agron Means: You are way too hot to be affiliated with those Roman thundercunts.
What Nasir Thinks: Excuse me hot gladiator dude but I’m busy glaring daggers into the back of the guy that murdered my dominus so if you could just run along while I fantasize about sticking a sword in that smug asshole’s neck that would be great. And yeah thanks for the drink too.
What Agron Thinks: Did I just hit you in the face with the hearts shooting out of my eyes? My bad.
# spartacus: the show where declaring a man is going to die is an excuse to uncover the name of the guy you want to bone # oh agron # agron you light up my life # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # deciphering agron's intent
AGRON: I would not have you and countless others fall in vain attempt.
another scene that always gets me every time i watch.
and i get the biggest grin on my face watchin’ Nasir in the second GIF lookin up at him. (Agron scoping him out when he first walks in does it too. haha :P)
What Agron Says: I would not have you and countless others fall in vain attempt.
What Agron Means: Jfc no no no no you can’t tell him it would break my heart and my cock if you died in the mines maybe if I touch your face it will change your mind yes good job Agron that will totally change his mind.
What Nasir Thinks: …dude, this is a whole lot of feels to deal with at once.
# spartacus: the show where agron tries to deal with all his feels and totally fails in the process # nasir honey you have no idea what you're getting yourself into # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # deciphering agron's intent
# my life # in a nutshell # what do you mean you've already seen this gifset? # YOU NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN # gpoy # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
NASIR: I accompanied my Dominus to the mines once. I may be of some aid.
AGRON: Fucking Syrians.
Nagron’s Guide to the Hows and Whys of Building a Relationship Through Bad Pick-up Lines and the Sheer Power of Eyefucking
#oh my god i hate you #oh my god i love you so fucking much #jfc you’re going to die #i’m so fucking proud of you #because THIS is why i fell in love with you #can’t decide if i want to punch you in the face #or kiss you silly #can’t deal with these feels so imma go now
#yeah i know this is stupid #but i expected more from you #i’m not pissed but you know what? #i’ll never let you drag me into such a shitty fucking situation again #because we ain’t no rhaskos and chadara baby #we can have intense makeup sex when i get back #and if i die that’s the gods cockblocking you for acting like such a dick #oh btw i love you too you incorrigible fuck
# the moment when agron learned that nasir is a FREE BITCH BABY # this syrian CAN'T BE TAMED # and poor agron is like 'my body is ready to either PUNCH YOU OR FUCK YOU' # the feels are bursting out of his chest and he can't deal so he's like ' DEUCES I'M OUTTA HERE' # and nasir smiles cause he knows agron is gonna come back # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
Still one the BEST Agron/Nasir fanvids ever!
Darlaproduction did a spectacular job n this. The song, the clips, the voice-overs, it all seamlessly blends together.I try to watch this at LEAST 5 times a day. Steven Deknight said his goal was to showcase a deeper type of love with them, and this video brings that to life. Even without their kissing scenes, this video makes their love already seem larger than life.
Serious Critic!Me: I am absolutely floored at how these two supporting characters whose story is mostly in the background are still so fleshed out and said story is so three-dimensional and layered.
Super Shipper!Me: Oh my God how do I even do life knowing these two exist
Jaded Fangirl!Me: I ship an OTP that is actually HAPPY? Someone’s gonna die. I just know it. I never ship OTPs that are happy. Someone is gonna die, I already know it because it is against my DNA to ship happy couples.