CM Punk and his do-gooder boyfriend, Daniel Bryan, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, A Song of Ice and Fire, and smashing the patriarchy. All day every day.
Agron LITERALLY drooling at Nasir….how could I possibly resist posting this? hehehe
OMFG Agron gleecked. LMAO
Reposting for hilarity! :)
Will someone please get the man a bib … horrible pickup lines and salivating problems … why do we worship at the shrine of the Agron … oh yeah … de DIMPLES! … de thighs … and de … butt
YEP!!! At least we know he drools in the presence of Nasir! it’s adorable….I think hahaha
I love a man who salivates at the mouth at the sight of what turn him own… NASIR KNEW AT THIS MOMENT..HE OWNED AGRON’S ASS!
Love all of these comments. And it certainly explains Nasir’s uncertain look that I take to mean’ I’m flattered but I’m not sure if he is going to eat me or not.’ Which he later learns that Agron does like nibbling on him and he doesn’t mind at all.
Episode #9 of Deciphering Agron’s Intent: Agron’s A Smooooth Operatooooor
What Agron Says: You favor clever strategy; fuck the man from behind.
What Agron Means: I totally dig brains in my man, just. FYI.
What Agron’s Body Says: HOLY SHIT I AM READY FUCK THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BODY MORE READY THAN I AM READY RIGHT NOW JUST LOOK AT THIS MOUTH INSTA-LUBRICATION AT YOUR DISPOSAL HEY DID I MENTION THE PART WHERE I AM TOTALLY READY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THIS MOUTH YOUR COCK AM RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT
And Nasir is just like, “….not sure if want?”
# OH AGRON # YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOU CRUELLY # YOU TRY TO BE SMOOTH BUT YOUR BODY IS BLINKING NEON SIGNS BROADCASTING ITS READINESS # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # deciphering agron's intent
I didn’t realize that my tags on a Nagron post had led to a wonderful discussion about who’s the dominant one in the relationship.
And I mean this in a good way, because yay more fandom interaction is always good! But I will say this.
Whether one is the top or bottom exclusively, whether they switch it up, whether they fuck all damn night or just cuddle, whether they do it on the floor, against the column, against the wall, across the table, whether it’s just blowjobs and handjobs or they’ve hit the Balls Deep stage of their sex life, whether it’s just the two of them or they let Spartacus or Mira or Spartacus and Mira together watch or they smang it on the ground with the entirety of the army cheering them on or they tie up Roman shits they’ve captured and fuck in front of them to torture them, whether it’s missionary or one rides the other like a pony or on their sides, I only have one preferred stance when it comes to these two.
THAT THEY’RE DOING IT ALL. THE. TIME. WHEN. THEY’RE. NOT. KILLING. ROMAN. SHITS.
# yes # this would be good # all day every day # in various ways and positions and surfaces # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
Time passes too slowly.
Aint that the truth!! S3 cudn’t get here fast enough!
Episode #8 of Deciphering Agron’s Intent: There Ain’t Nuthin’ Wrong With A Lil’ Bump n’ Grind
*We begin our scene with MOUTH NOISES*
What Agron Thinks: Oh God yes we’re finally alone gonna throw him up against dis wall right here and fuck he is so goddamn hot I could just eat him I mean literally eat him nom nom his lip tastes good nom nom
*Nasir pulls away while Agron wonders if a man can die from blue balls*
What Nasir Says: We must wait, until Spartacus relieves us of charge.
What Nasir Means: Calm your cock guy we’ve got a job to do here
What Agron Says: Time passes too slowly.
What Agron Means: I really really really need you to put it in me right the fuck now. Please? PLEASE?!
What Nasir Says: We must be quick then.
What Nasir Means: Fine god you size queen c’mere
*MOUTH NOISES, then Nasir grabs Agron’s cock*
What Agron Thinks: DFDMNGTRKGNTRJGNTRRETGNTRGKNMERFDVNREGNRG
What Nasir Thinks: Yeah you fucking like that don’t you who loves you baby
What Agron Thinks: OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESOHGODOHOGODOHGODOHGODOHGODMYDICKSGONNAEXPLODEOHGODOHGODOHGOD
What Mira Says: This is how you stand guard?
What Mira Thinks: Oh cool their boners will distract them from my obvious plot to kill that Roman bitch score!
# spartacus: the show where the burliest gladiator in the land begs for a cock up his ass # reason 96228 why agron loves nasir: cause nasir takes care of his giant size queen # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # deciphering agron's intent
NASIR: He saw the absence of my collar! If I had not allowed him in, he would have returned with more men!
SPARTACUS: You did well, Tiberius.
NASIR: Nasir. My brother called me Nasirtotally shipped these two right from the get-go. : )
Episode #7 of Deciphering Agron’s Intent: Courting, Gladiator Style
What Spartacus Says: You did well, Tiberius.
What Spartacus Means: Hey Tiberius, good job on saving our asses, bro.
What Nasir Says: Nasir. My brother called me Nasir.
What Nasir Means: Hey hot German dude my real name is Nasir.
What Agron Thinks: Oh Gods I’m about to swoon. OMG he mentioned his brother again he trusts me we are ~connecting~ we are bonding oh my God I love you I love you I love you I will carve our names into stone. Agron + Nasir Tru Luv 4-Eva. Someone fetch me a sword so I can immortalize our love RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
What Nasir Thinks: Yeah I just thought you’d want to know what name to scream out when I suck your cock nbd.
What Agron Thinks: <3333333333333333
# oh agron # you're going to hit nasir in the face with those hearts shooting out of your eyes # agron you light up my life # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # deciphering agron's intent
this never gets old! and every time i watch i end up a squishy squashy mass of squee. xD *sighs* :3 (tried uploading this so many times via Tumblr’s vid uploader but the damn thing is not working. if they fix wtever the hell is wrong w/ it i may reupload w/ that).
What I love the most:
- 00:00 - Nasir getting slammed up against the wall
- 00:00-00:08 - Agron’s hand coming, to perhaps grab hold of Nasir’s face/neck or something, brushing his hair instead and going back down again like he’s really got no clue what to do with himself. xD
- 00:08-00:15 - Nasir’s hands sliding down Agron’s neck and resting a moment on his chest before pushes him away.
- 00:10-00:15 - LIP BITE!!
- 00:17-00:20 - the look of pure desire/wanting on Agron’s face as he stares down Nasir who is trying to be all responsible and show some control (to no avail of course xD)
- 00:25-00:30 - Nasir’s holding Agron’s face in his hands and then the one going around the back of his head to pull him closer. UNFFFFF!!
- 00:30-00:55 - Nasir’s hand exploring Agron’s chest is a deff favourite, as is the travel downwards, and Agron’s muscles flexing a bit in his stomach as he does so.
- 00:55-01:02 - The ‘O’ face!! Hellz yess! and the look of absolute satisfaction on Nasir’s face that he was able to elicit such a reaction from his Gladiator. :P I quite enjoy the look on Nasir’s face right after his lips are released from Agron’s and for a minute there it looks like he was about to lose it too.
- 01:02-01:07 - Agron opening his eyes and looking at Nasir for that brief moment before they go in for it again.
- 01:08 - Agron’s hand finally coming up to hold Nasir’s face. I just love how he gently rests it there against his neck/jaw. It’s uber precious!
- 01:12-01:15 - Another lip biiiittteeeee. xP
- 01:10-01:16 - Nasir’s fingers playing along the gladiators jaw
- 01:16-01:18 - The flutter of Agron’s eyelid. Looks as though he was about to open them but then…
- 01:16-01:20 …Nasir pushes forward in search of Agron’s lips again (totally had the whole ‘must. have. MORE!’ vibe exuding there xD) before reaching his arm up behind his neck again to pull him closer once more and then… damn Mira shows up and ruins the party!! xD
- 01:20-01:26 - Agron’s hand slowly sliding back down Nasir’s face upon noticing Mira is pretty cute too. :)
brightened and slowed it down. xP sadly i had to mute the clip becuz slowed down all the heavy breathing and moans were both totally distorted and cracking me up. thot this would be best. xD had to cut out the ‘Gratitude’ bit at the end also becuz of the damn Tumblr file-size limit. But at least all the yummalicious smoochin’ is there. xP i’m still not quite familiar w/ iMovie either, since I got my Macbook, so the cuts may be a lil harsh instead of smoothly transitioned, so sorry about that. xD
loses quality the more i edit too. which sucks. but if i find out how to work this damn program to fix tht i will. xD
I think our motto should be “Spartacus Fandom: We Will Meta The Shit Out Of EVERYTHING, Including The Guy-On-Guy Love Scenes. ESPECIALLY THE GUY-ON-GUY LOVE SCENES.”
# WE WILL META THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING # THE CHARACTERS? # YUP # THE SEX SCENES? # THE BLOOD SPLATTER? # THAT ONE 30 SECOND SHOT WHERE ROBES ARE FLOWING? # AGRON'S BATTLE BRIEFS? # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
If eyes could speak, one look would say everything.
Bonus Clip of Deciphering Agron’s Intent - The Hot Syrian Boyfran Chimes In
We’ve interpeted so many of the things Agron has said, but what about Nasir? I imagine that it goes like this.
What Nasir Does: *stands stoically as his boyfran and his mortal enemy makes amends*
What Nasir Thinks: Fucking shit just look at this hot ass motherfucking bitch. He thinks that fight was hard just wait til I get through with him I’m gonna tear that ass up. Mmm yeah look at him totally gonna smang it all night long. Goddamn I fucking love the shit out of this dude. Bet my legs will look awesome wrapped around his head. Huh? What? Oh, yeah, good job for burying the hatchet with Crixus, bb.
# nasir ladies and gentlemen # the toppiest top to ever top in the republic # he stabs romans from behind because HOW DARE THEY INTERRUPT TIME WITH HIS BOYFRAN # nasir is a slave to nothing but his libido # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
Spartacus - War All The Time, Chapter 1 (Agron/Nasir)
Title: War All The Time
Pairing: Agron/Nasir
Rating: Mature
Summary: Modern AU. The longest-running and strongest government in history is engaged in a war with an enemy they can’t even find, let alone eradicate. The world as its known is on the brink of destruction, and one man must choose what side to stand on.
# fic # spartacus # agron # nasir # nagron # fanfiction # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # spartacus: vengeance # war all the time # my fic
this was an uber cute Nagron moment as well. the little smile there in the second GIF kills me every time. he’s so happy to have Nasir in his arms again. :)
I just lose my shit every time he sees Nasir, omg. Like Agron would be standing around all >:/ I’M A BADASS REBEL GLADIATOR AN INSTRUMENT OF VENGEANCE AND DEATH AND DESTRUCTION I ENJOY LONG WALKS OVER THE BLOODY MUTILATED CORPSES OF ROMAN SOLDIERS and then Nasir appears and Agron goes :D!! and just fucking gallops over to his boyfriend like a labrador puppy and lays one on his face.
^ This.
I ENJOY LONG WALKS OVER THE BLOODY MUTILATED CORPSES OF ROMAN SOLDIERS
I ENJOY LONG WALKS OVER THE BLOODY MUTILATED CORPSES OF ROMAN SOLDIERS
I ENJOY LONG WALKS OVER THE BLOODY MUTILATED CORPSES OF ROMAN SOLDIERS
IDC since I already know my other otp is going to end in tears because FUCK YOU HISTORY I just want DeKnight to keep these two happy. Like, fifty years from now when I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that nope, nuh-uh, this is an accurate historical portrayal, most of my favorite characters don’t get to live, I’ll be sitting in my rocking chair in a sunny spot on my porch and telling my 12 cats about how this show was a very peculiar form of ritual self-torture and everything was sad and it hurt, but god damn, at least these two fuckers got to be happy in the end, and that was cathartic as fuck.
red-sky tags:
BURLY GLADIATOR WITH ANGER ISSUES SEEKS VENGEANCE AND CUDDLES
WILD LITTLE DOG WITH WEAKNESS FOR BAD PICK-UP LINES READY TO STAB SOME ROMANS FROM BEHIND. HAVE VENGEANCE, NEED GLADIATOR. MUST ENJOY HISSING, CLOTHES SWAPPING AND LARGE BALLS. FREQUENT PDA DEMANDED.
Only one thing left to be said.
WHERE’S THE AU CRACK FIC WHERE AGRON AND NASIR BOTH HAVE CAPUAMATCH.COM PROFILES. C’MON GUYS, WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
# C R Y I N G # nagron fandom: THE BEST FANDOM # agron's profile doesn't get a lot of hits # but nasir's does because of the LARGE BALLS line # oh my god i am crying # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # with the most perfect fandom in the fandom forest
guys, let’s talk about this. why aren’t we talking about this?
They share a meal… Cause they are in love..who else would you want to eat with .
Agron: Your gift with food preparation rivals the gods. These Roman sandals almost taste like meat. *wink*
Nasir: *laughs* A surprising feat indeed as it is actual Gannicus’ pants.
Agron: Fucking shit! *chokes and laughs*
# JESUS FUCK # HAS THERE EVER BEEN A MORE PERFECT SHIP # NO # THERE HAS NOT # WARRIOR BOYFRANS EATING MEALS TOGETHER # NAGRON'S DAILY AGENDA: 1. KILL ROMANS 2. EAT DINNER TOGETHER 3. KILL MORE ROMANS 4. CUDDLE # FUCK THIS SHIP IS GOING TO KILL ME # LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER THE SOUND OF MY SHIP BEING PERFECT AND FLAWLESS AND SLAYING YOUR FAVES ALL DAY EVER DAY # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
3252 words in the first chapter of the Nagron modern AU. And it’s not done.
