Spartacus: War of the Damned, Naevia
# from slave to warrior goddess # you do you bb # spartacus # naevia # awesome ladies being awesome week
THE SPARTACUS TRAILER!! I SAW AGRON’S THIGH! AND NAEVIA KICKING ASS! SAXA TOO! AND OMG WAS THAT GANNICUS AND SAXA HAVING HOT SEXY TIMES? PLEASE? CANNOT WAIT!!
(ANYONE SEE NASIR?!)
OH JESUS CHRIST GANNICUS TAKE THE CART BECAUSE WE’RE ABOUT TO BE STEERED OFF COURSE BY THE BUMPY ASS FEELS ROAD
STATUS OF BODY: NOWHERE NEAR PREPARED
# NAEVIA # AGRON # CRIXUS # GANNICUS # SAXA # GANNICUS AND SAXA FUCKING # AGRON'S THIGH # NAEVIAAAAAAAAAAA # spartacus
Okay, I seriously adore the friendship between Nasir and Naevia, starting from the beginning when he helped save her from the mines and so forth.
#would you look at this motherfucking friendship #look at these certified badasses being caring and affectionate to eachother #watch as they help settle their boyfriends’ dick measuring contest #because seriously guys we should all get along and go on double dates now quit that bullshit #the brotp to end all brotps #your favs could never
Perfect tags, everyone else go home.
# that's right boys # nasir and naevia don't have time for your macho man alpha dog my dick is bigger than yours rivalry # so nut up or shut up because so help them god they've got double dates planned and you're not going to ruin them # or they will ruin YOU # badass warrior significant others # this is one of the reasons why i love this show # spartacus # nasir # naevia # bamfs for life
To set eyes again upon your heart, I understand now why a man would risk all for such a thing.
LOL at Nasir’s “That’s right you are going to bury the hatchet with Crixus because so help me Gods I will not let your pissing contest get in the way of the double dates Naevia and I have already planned out” smile.
# stop being such boys agron and crixus # spank the moppet and embark on a bromance to rival all bromances # your hearts have already planned a night of bowling with Roman heads # spartacus # nagron # crixus # naevia # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
The Most Feminist Boyfriend in the History of TV: An Ode to Crixus
It is not much of a secret that I am one of those mean, feminist types. Not only that, but I am one of those mean feminist types who views everything I watch through a feminist lens, using my experiences as a woman to analyze the media I consume, analyzing this media with jaded, somewhat tired eyes at how the stories of men are always front and center with no regard for the stories of women. Therefore, it was a bit of surprise to me when I began watching Spartacus, and saw a show that not only told the stories of men themselves, but also showed these same men in the supporting roles of women’s stories. Very rarely do we see such a balance, and it’s one of the reasons why this show is just amazing.
But while I gladly sail on the S.S. Nagron with steady hand, and my heart writes love letters to Ilithyia on a daily basis, nothing has amazed me more than the transformation of Crixus from cocky, undefeated champion of the arena to the wise and giving man who has learned that sometimes fighting means nothing more than standing side by side with the woman he loves to offer support as she comes into her own. In the course of two seasons, Crixus has become one of the most feminist-friendly characters in the history of television, and it has been a marvel to behold.