CM Punk and his do-gooder boyfriend, Daniel Bryan, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, A Song of Ice and Fire, and smashing the patriarchy. All day every day.
“We cannot get out.
We cannot get out.
They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retr […] Mazarbul.
We still ho[…]g … but hope u[…]n[…]
Óin’s party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin—we cannot get out.
The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep.”
They are coming.”
—Ori, the Book of Mazarbul
can you imagine gandalf though
that sweet doofy dwarf who liked crochet and knitting and used a slingshot against trolls
lying in dust and cobwebs at his feet, dead for decades
omgstop
you can all go fuck yourselves
I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS
omfg is this post still ruining lives
# WOW # NO # THIS IS NOT OKAY # WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO THE BEST DWARVES # TOLKIENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! # the hobbit # lord of the rings # poor sweet bby ori
# best scene ever # GOD GOLLUM YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TATERS ARE? # HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE? # oh wait... # lord of the rings # the two towers # films
# she is no bro motherfucker # nazgul king you about to be tore the fuck up # queen eowyn is about to slay your motherfucking shadowy ass # lord of the rings # return of the king # films
# we're taking the hobbits to isengard # lord of the rings # films
# dis tacky war-starting piece of jewelry right here # lord of the rings # films
# creys # just creys everywhere # aragorn place my creys in the boat with boromir and ship us both off to sea # lord of the rings # the fellowship of the ring # aragorn # boromir # viggo mortensen # sean bean # films
# YOOOOOOOU # SHALL NOT # PASSSSSSSSS # i utter every time some douchebag wants to cut into my lane # lord of the rings # gandalf # films
# the third movie/book shouldn't be called Return of the King # it should be Lord of the Rings: Two Hobbits in Love Destroy Tacky Jewelry # lord of the rings # return of the king # samwise gamgee # frodo baggins # films
# creys # nothing but endless neverending creys # lord of the rings # the fellowship of the ring # aragorn # boromir # viggo mortensen # sean bean # films
30 days of Lord of the Rings. Day 17→ A scene that makes you cringe.
#ok this scene is supposed to be bittersweet and happy and all but there was NO NEED to sit there and guffaw at each other for half an hour i mean help i’m drowning in cheese. #it’s like frodo wakes up and gandalf’s standing there and frodo’s like ‘gaaandaaaalf?’ and gandalf’s like ‘HO HO HO’ and frodo’s like ‘HEE HEE HEE’ and they continue that for 2 minutes and then merry and pippin come in and jump on poor frodo’s bed i mean isn’t he injured that would kind of hurt but all the meanwhile gandalf’s still there like ‘HO HO HO’ while merry and pippin beat up poor injured frodo and then gimli comes in and i mean look at gimli he just goes insane at the sight of frodo and goes ‘WAY-HAY-HAY HO HO HA ZIPPA-DEE-DOO-DAH’ and throws his hands up in celebration and then legolas comes in and does nothing because he’s an elf and frodo doesn’t seem to remember who he is and gandalf’s still like ‘HO HO HO’ and then aragorn comes in with this creepy/sexy smile that makes him look like he’s about to rape frodo right there and then sam comes in and finally there’s a sane moment but meanwhile your eyes have already started to bleed and you’ve started to wonder if this long journey has messed with their minds or WHAT
# see i love lord of the rings # and even i was like 'oh my god is it fucking over yet? do we really need 18 false finishes?' # this is why i maintain that the two towers is the best in the trilogy # lord of the rings # the return of the king # films
