Kharma: The Implant Buster
# i know i said there would be no wrestling this week # but i lied # but hey at least it's kharma # who is amazing and fierce # kharma # wwe # wrestling # awesome ladies being awesome week
# queen # ALL HAIL KHARMA # SAVE US KHARMA # kharma # scaring and implant bustin' everybody # kharma # wwe # wrestling
I’m tired of all this nonsense about Michael Cole being eliminated “by a girl”. Kong is a female, yes, but she’s also bigger than most guys. Bigger than me at least. She mashes her own potatoes with her fist. She can stop speeding bullets with a headbutt. She was in a match a month after giving birth to a baby that will probably be choking snakes to death in its crib like god damn Hercules and all you guys can do is sit behind your desk and go “lol women”.
Logan Stallings in Sunday Afternoon Smackdown (2/3/11)
Stay classy, WWE. Stay classy.
# you can always trust the wwe to fuck up a good thing # this is why i'm not holding my breath about kharma wrestling men # because vince mcmahon thinks women are only good to show their tits # and this includes his own daughter # wwe # kharma # wrestling
The third woman to enter a Royal Rumble match.
# best moment in the rumble by far # don't mind queen kharma she's just here to bust some implants and bench press bitches and get a bigger pop than all your male faves # no big deal # kharma # royal rumble # SAVE US KHARMA
Hey. Do you guys remember when last Sunday, Kharma returned after a 8-9 month absence and completely cleaned house and was unanimously cheered by the entire audience even when she gave an Implant Buster to internet darling Dolph Ziggler?
I sure do remember it, and it was one of the most beautiful moments I’ve ever witnessed in my 20+ years of being a wrestling fan.
Kharma’s showing at the Royal Rumble has convinced me more than ever that it’s time to end the gender divide in WWE. Obviously not with the smaller female wrestlers, but with Kharma? She doesn’t belong in the Divas division.
She belongs with the men.
So I say next year at the Rumble, she should enter again. And this time, she should make it to the final four. Can you imagine how insane that would be? How much everyone, at the arena, watching at home, on the internet, would lose their minds? How unpredictable it would be? We’re always clamoring for something new, something unexpected, and this would be it.
If they use Kharma correctly, she could change the entire LANDSCAPE of professional wrestling. And I have no doubt in my mind that she could do it.
So make it happen, WWE. To quote John Cena, the time is now.
# it was beautiful # it was everything i wanted and more # ALL HAIL KHARMA # SAVE US KHARMA # kharma # wwe # wrestling # royal rumble
# still not over it # best part of the night by far # ALL HAIL KHARMA # kharma # wwe # royal rumble
# i wanted to cry this moment was so beautiful # DEAR KHARMA AND DOLPH ZIGGLER I LOVE YOU BOTH SO GODDAMN MUCH # YOU BOTH MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE # can i get a kharma vs. ziggler feud once ziggler is established as a main event guy? # will wwe give me this wonderful thing? # lol of course they won't # but i will dream # kharma # dolph ziggler
For those who want to see this amazing moment over and over again…
This was EPIC.
THIS IS A THING OF BEAUTY AND I WANT TO WEEP OVER THE PERFECTION.
ALL HAIL THE MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN, FOR SHE HAS RETURNED.
# beth i love you gurl # but KHARMA IS THE QUEEN # EVERYBODY KNOWS SHE'S A MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER # ALL HAIL KHARMA # kharma # royal rumble
When oh when is this hellaciously awesome fierce beast going to come in and
slay save the Women’s Divison?