Headcanon: Ambrose and Rollins took a shower before this match. Together.

Don’t front, y’all know it’s true
# they are a well oiled machine # that likes to get oiled together # i mean # what # angry bros of revolution and heterosexuality # ashley liveblogs raw
WWE Is Very Heterosexual, Volume 1 - Starring Shawn Michaels
Commentary during The Undertaker vs. Sid at Wrestlemania 13.
Shawn Michaels: Bret Harts talks about being screwed. I’ve got news for you, the Undertaker has been given the shaft more times, and you never heard him complain once because he’s a man’s man.
# oh yeah # shawn totally wasn't speaking from experience # shawn totally said that because he respected taker at the time # i'm sure he did respect taker # in the bedroom # i mean # what # the hills are alive with heterosexuality # the ot3 of history and legacy
At this point, I have run out of words to accurately express the sheer magnitude of magic that is Vegans and Fires
There are no more words left in any language to articulate the extent of their flawlessness
I won’t even try to find any
I am just
going
to
sit
here
and
cry
at
their
majesty
# no words # just love # i pray at night at the altar of d bry # pray for his love and guidance and wisdom and also sexytimes with his mouth on me # i mean # what # ashley liveblogs noc

*what came to mind when I saw this gif*
“Hello Bruce. Look at your monitor, now back to me, now back to your monitor, now BACK to me. Sadly it isn’t me, but if it stopped bringing up panels in front of my frigging FACE, it could look like it’s me. Anything is possible when you pay attention to Tony Stark and stop being such a goddamn introvert.”
“YOUR ALGORITHM IS NOW DIAMONDS.”
# bruce # bruce stop # tony has feels he needs to share # feels about how you are wonderful and strong and amazing # feels about how you were meant to carry this terrible privilege # feels about how he will help you bear it # bruce ssh # the science can wait # tony is proposing # i mean # tony is talking # yes # the avengers # tony stark # bruce banner # OTP: SCIENCE BROS # THEY BLINDED US WITH THEIR SCIENCE
Name that package → Daniel Bryan
Well, happy birthday Mr. Danielson.
# AWWWWWWWW YEAH # HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FUTURE HUSBAND # THE WILD FIERCE AND FREE UNICORN OF REVOLUTION AND SUBMISSION HOLDS # MAY YOU SMANG IT ALL DAY MR. DANIELSON # SMANG IT ALLLLL DAAAAAAAY # i'd like to take the time to say happy birthday to bryan danielson # with my mouth # on his cock # i mean # what # bryan danielson # future husband # YES YES YES YES YES YES YES # daniel bryan
# um # so i'll just # be in my bunk right now # omg tiiiiiiiiiiie # unf # i mean # what? # dammit fassy # michael fassbender # life ruiner

