CM Punk and his do-gooder boyfriend, Daniel Bryan, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, A Song of Ice and Fire, and smashing the patriarchy. All day every day.
THE SPARTACUS TRAILER!! I SAW AGRON’S THIGH! AND NAEVIA KICKING ASS! SAXA TOO! AND OMG WAS THAT GANNICUS AND SAXA HAVING HOT SEXY TIMES? PLEASE? CANNOT WAIT!!
(ANYONE SEE NASIR?!)
OH JESUS CHRIST GANNICUS TAKE THE CART BECAUSE WE’RE ABOUT TO BE STEERED OFF COURSE BY THE BUMPY ASS FEELS ROAD
STATUS OF BODY: NOWHERE NEAR PREPARED
# NAEVIA # AGRON # CRIXUS # GANNICUS # SAXA # GANNICUS AND SAXA FUCKING # AGRON'S THIGH # NAEVIAAAAAAAAAAA # spartacus
# duro # DURO BB # it'll be okay # you'll prove yourself # agron will be proud of you # i promise # I JUST HAVE A LOT OF SNARKY GERMAN BROTHERS FROM EAST OF THE RHINE FEELS OK # spartacus # crixus
Feminist Crixus.
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT EXISTS
Life, complete, etc.
YESSSSSSSSSSS FEMINIST CRIXUS LIVES!!!!!
# I LOVE YOU FANDOM # I LOVE YOU FEMINIST CRIXUS # I LOVE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW # spartacus # crixus
And there was finally peace. With this internal conflict FINALLY resolved what do you think will cause issues with the rebel group in the coming season? Remember it will take place 6 months after the end of this season. A lot can happen in that amount of time.
I still see them snarking at each other, throwing mild insults at each other because that’s just how Agron relates to…well, everyone that is not named Nasir. Agron is the friend that will bust your balls all the time but take off his necklace and throw down for you anytime you find yourself in some shit. Like, HE’S allowed to make fun of you and point out when you say something stupid, but anyone else who isn’t in their little group will get FUCKED UP if they do the same thing.
Also, I am convinced that Agron is, like, six foot hundred or something.
# crixus and agron: best frenemies in the republic # just because they put their shit aside doesn't mean there won't be any epic snarky times # spartacus # agron # crixus
AGRON: To set eyes again upon your heart; I understand now why a man would risk all for such a thing.one of my most fave lines. : ‘)
i especially love that before he goes o’er to Crixus, he catches him staring at Naevia to which he looks at her and then at Nasir and then it’s all like *lightbulb* and he’s all like ‘Okay okay, I get it now.’ :3
# i can see it going like this # oh crixus what's up # i know we're like mortal enemies and everything # but remember when i was busting your balls about all your feels # yeah i kinda totally MAJORLY get it now # so i'm sorry for ridin' your ass about it # fuck you agron you're still a fucking dick # gawd i was just trying to say sorry you fucking gaul # that's what i get for letting nasir talk me into apologizing to you # and there are mutual declarations of hatred # while nasir and naevia just shake their heads and go 'fucking gladiators why weren't they taught how to handle feels' # spartacus # agron # crixus # the best frenemies in the republic
To set eyes again upon your heart, I understand now why a man would risk all for such a thing.
LOL at Nasir’s “That’s right you are going to bury the hatchet with Crixus because so help me Gods I will not let your pissing contest get in the way of the double dates Naevia and I have already planned out” smile.
TBH it’s probably why Naevia and Nasir ended up being friends anyway. Sitting on the side-lines and facepalming while your respective boyfriends are rolling around in the dirt as part of their obligatory daily scuffle makes for a pretty good bonding experience.
I have a bit of head-canon saying Rhaskos and Donar were best bros for the exact same reason.
#The Agron-Crixus Dick Measuring Contest: a solid basis for other prople’s friendships since 73 BC
Reblogging because I can totally see Nasir and Naevia doing that, but mostly because I really need this tag on my blog.
# agron and crixus: best frenemies in the republic # spartacus # nagron # agron # crixus
To set eyes again upon your heart, I understand now why a man would risk all for such a thing.
LOL at Nasir’s “That’s right you are going to bury the hatchet with Crixus because so help me Gods I will not let your pissing contest get in the way of the double dates Naevia and I have already planned out” smile.
# stop being such boys agron and crixus # spank the moppet and embark on a bromance to rival all bromances # your hearts have already planned a night of bowling with Roman heads # spartacus # nagron # crixus # naevia # the most perfect ship in the otp sea
The Most Feminist Boyfriend in the History of TV: An Ode to Crixus
It is not much of a secret that I am one of those mean, feminist types. Not only that, but I am one of those mean feminist types who views everything I watch through a feminist lens, using my experiences as a woman to analyze the media I consume, analyzing this media with jaded, somewhat tired eyes at how the stories of men are always front and center with no regard for the stories of women. Therefore, it was a bit of surprise to me when I began watching Spartacus, and saw a show that not only told the stories of men themselves, but also showed these same men in the supporting roles of women’s stories. Very rarely do we see such a balance, and it’s one of the reasons why this show is just amazing.
But while I gladly sail on the S.S. Nagron with steady hand, and my heart writes love letters to Ilithyia on a daily basis, nothing has amazed me more than the transformation of Crixus from cocky, undefeated champion of the arena to the wise and giving man who has learned that sometimes fighting means nothing more than standing side by side with the woman he loves to offer support as she comes into her own. In the course of two seasons, Crixus has become one of the most feminist-friendly characters in the history of television, and it has been a marvel to behold.
