The Storm Is Coming
I like rugged men, complicated women, fabulous clothes, fluffy cats, monster-sized books, and undead creatures.
CM Punk and his do-gooder boyfriend, Daniel Bryan, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, A Song of Ice and Fire, and smashing the patriarchy. All day every day.
CM Punk and his do-gooder boyfriend, Daniel Bryan, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, A Song of Ice and Fire, and smashing the patriarchy. All day every day.
Self beauty care is the worst.
- Me: So I've been experimenting with doing my own eyebrows.
- Jack: How's it going?
- Me: I think I'm getting the hang of it. They're still a little too thick for my liking, and my left eyebrow has mutant hair, I swear to God, but it's okay.
- Jack: LOL
- Me: I'M SERIOUS. My right eyebrow is cool. A little thick, but it adapts well to the idea of a curve. My left? NOPE. FIRST OF ALL, THE HAIR FOLLICLES ARE ACTUALLY CEMENT AND THE HAIR THAT GROWS IN THEM ARE MADE OF IRON, WHICH MAKES PULLING HAIRS OUT IMPOSSIBLE AND VERY PAINFUL.
- Jack: sdfhsd;fl
- Me: SECOND OF ALL, APPARENTLY MY LEFT EYEBROW'S MOTTO IS "CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T BE TAMED I'M A FREE BITCH BABY" Other than that, it's going fine.
- Jack: Clearly, LOL
Posted 1 year ago with 1 Notes - Reblog
# see followers # i can be shallow # when it comes to most beauty things i don't really care much for them # but i am anal retentive about my eyebrows # because i have my dad's eyebrows # which means i have wolfman brows # i'm serious # if i never did anything with them they would look like the old erasers that teachers used in school # you know the ones # that's what my brows would look like # so i've paid to have them threaded for years now # but i decided to save some cash and start doing them myself # they're not perfect # but they're getting there # but really my left eyebrow is a mutant # personal # my friends and i are flawless human beings
# see followers # i can be shallow # when it comes to most beauty things i don't really care much for them # but i am anal retentive about my eyebrows # because i have my dad's eyebrows # which means i have wolfman brows # i'm serious # if i never did anything with them they would look like the old erasers that teachers used in school # you know the ones # that's what my brows would look like # so i've paid to have them threaded for years now # but i decided to save some cash and start doing them myself # they're not perfect # but they're getting there # but really my left eyebrow is a mutant # personal # my friends and i are flawless human beings
