#just gonna casually leave this here #because seriously fuck you if you think shane doesn’t love rick #or that he lied about him being dead so he could fuck lori #look at his face in the last gif. the way he checks him to see if he’s breathing #or the fucking fear in his eyes in the first gif when he realizes if he unhooks rick from the machine he’ll die. #he knows it’s safer for him to leave his friend here then to take him #then the heart monitor goes blank & he checks for a heartbeat & doesn’t hear anything & he truly thinks #that his best-friend. the man who is basically his brother is fucking dead #if you watch this & think shane doesn’t truly love rick you are watching it wrong
# accurate tags are accurate # i hate being one of those people but # lori really does just get in the way # because this love? # this love is epic # the walking dead # shane walsh # rick grimes # bromance

For Tracy: A rare and treasured GIF of the majestic Charles Xavier preening to attract a potential Magneto-mate. Notice how he draws attention to the shininess of his bald head, one of the markers of sexual fitness in the species, like the crest of the peacock or the horns of the elk. The potential mate is entranced by this display, drawing his hands up in a possessive “minemineminegimmegimmegimme” gesture, and soon the two will engage in an elaborate mating dance followed by some pretty wild outdoors sex.
# ... # yeah # these two were only gay in x-men first class # they were totally heterosexual in all of the other x-men mediums # boy the collective tears of homophobic fanboys are delicious # don't mind me # i'll be over here # rolling in the gay # x-men # charles xavier # erik lehnsherr # bromance
# THE NIGHT OF HETEROSEXUAL HEAD CRADLING # i am now 100% convinced that shane is in love with rick and has ALWAYS been in love with rick but he does not know how to handle these feelings and so he channels them into a more appropriate-according-to-society person (lori) and that is why shane lashes out and acts like a fucking cock # because he knows that he can never really have rick # and when rick came back shane was hoping that the three of them could be together and raise carl but both rick and lori are like 'no wtf is wrong with you' # and so shane drinks in the shower and cries # but this still doesn't excuse his attempted sexual assault on lori # the walking dead # bromance
red-sky replied to your post: Talking about Rick/Shane headcanons at 11:30 on a Monday morning.
IS AWESOME. JUST LIKE MINE.

# look at me and my bro right here # fuck work and society and being an 'adult' # monday mornings are best for HEADCANONS # the walking dead # headcanons # bromance # my friends and i are flawless human beings
# all of my shows were being very heterosexual last night # very # heterosexual # the walking dead # bromance # THE NIGHT OF HETEROSEXUAL HEAD CRADLING
# MOAR CRYMAXING! # CRYMAXING ALL AROUND! # OH SURE THEY'RE TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL # the most intimate sex scene without penetration ever on film # brokeback mutants over here ruining my life and my happiness # x-men first class # charles xavier # erik lehnsherr # brokeback mutants # bromance # crymaxing

# i love how miz is all 'ooh mr. punk' # the moment in which miz's body is ready for punk # cm punk # the miz # bromance
# i love how james is all 'my boyfriend ladies and gentlemen' # and fassy is like 'whateva whateva i do what i want' # i just can't with these two # stop ruining my life mcfassy # mcfassy # mcbender # fassavoy # bromance
# just reblogging this to remind everyone that fassy might have a new bro in viggo mortensen # but james totally came first # not necessarily in a sexual way # but i can see it being true in that sense too # I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP # michael fassbender # james mcavoy # mcfassy # mcbender # fassavoy # bromance



