CM Punk and his do-gooder boyfriend, Daniel Bryan, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, A Song of Ice and Fire, and smashing the patriarchy. All day every day.
The Vampire Diaries 4x21: Episodes like tonight are why I continue to watch this show
Klaus was not in tonight’s episode. Surprisingly, this was only a small part of the reason why I enjoyed it.
psycheskatabasis replied to your post: My thoughts on off!Elena
Have you ever gone on 12_12_12’s livejournal? Her character analysis of Elena, and how Plec doesn’t even understand what she is writing, is really interesting.
I read her journal religiously! It’s actually her take on Elena that has made the show worth it, even when the show drastically sucks.
# i thought i was the only one who worshiped 12-12 # ashley watches the vampire diaries
My thoughts on off!Elena
I am not okay with Elena trying to kill Bonnie and Caroline, but I am TOTALLY supportive of Elena emotionally destroying the Salvabros any chance she gets.
# the salvabros are the enemy elena # kill them not your girls # ashley watches the vampire diaries
» A message from chooseyourownapocalypse: Your latest post confirms why I am so fucking glad I steered clear of S3 once I heard about what was going down. Jesus. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, SHOW.
I mean, what the fuck happened to this show? How did it go from season 2 to THIS? I mean, it always had its flaws. The treatment of Bonnie throughout the entire series, the way that every single character suffers for Elena, who really isn’t that great of a person. But I forgave the show because it gave us Caroline/Tyler, it gave us the Salvatore brothers (when it is just them, they are only good when it is just the two of them in a scene), the Caroline/Stefan friendship (WHY HAVEN’T WE SEEN MORE OF THIS IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL), and Katherine. THE SHOW GAVE US MY QUEEN DETECTIVE KATHERINE.
Klaus and the Originals have ruined everything. EVERYTHING. All because the writers have massive boners for murdering psychotic vampires who are really just Nice Guys underneath it all. And these boners must be stroked at every possible turn, at the expense of Caroline, Tyler, Bonnie, and Jeremy.
What happened to this fucking show Jesus Christ.
3X22 of The Vampire Diaries: It’s official, I fucking hate everything
I could discuss the Stefan/Elena/Damon triangle, but I ran out of fucks to give regarding the three most selfish, self-absorbed morons I’ve ever seen on a TV show (and I watch The Walking Dead, so I know all about selfish, self-absorbed, moronic characters), so let’s skip that and move onto how much I hate this fucking TV show.
# season 2 was so good # WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED # WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF SEASON 3 # BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO KICK THEM IN THE FACE # HARD # AND REPEATEDLY # goddamn # fucking this motherfucking show # ashley watches the vampire diaries # AND PROCEEDS TO VOMIT BECAUSE I DON'T SHIP SHIPS THAT CONDONE RAPE AND MANIPULATION AND VIOLATION # episode review
petiteberries replied to your post: How does a show that pisses me off regularly because of how terrible it is also make me CRY LIKE A BITCH?
I KNOW. Just when I think to myself ‘ok I’m done with this shit.’ They hit me in the feelings with something gloriously evil and I CARE.
I watch for Vampire Barbie/Teen Wolf, and I violently hate anything to do with Stefan/Elena/Damon (Stefan/Damon and Stefan/Elena are fine, I just hate that the show revolves around their triangle, which I GET THAT THIS IS THE POINT OF THE SHOW I JUST HATE THE WAY THEY DO IT), but episodes like tonight just make me feel SO MANY FEELS FOR CHARACTERS LIKE JEREMY AND BONNIE, WHO SEEM TO BE THE ONLY ONES WHO SUFFER FOR ELENA’S POOR LIFE CHOICES. AND WHO ARE MADE TO BE THE BAD GUYS WHENEVER THEY DARE QUESTION ELENA’S CHOICE OF DATING SERIAL KILLERS. WHO END UP ALONE WITHOUT NO ONE TO VALIDATE THEM AND ASSURE THEM THAT THEY ARE NOT ALONE.
Which is why I like Jamie, and why I liked Matt in this episode. Elena couldn’t be bothered to go after her brother after they lost their only parental figure, but Matt? Matt steps up to the plate, offers his bro a memorial shot, and says nothing while Jeremy cries. Already he is much better at this relationship than his relationships with Elena and Caroline.
I am not shipping Matt/Jeremy I am not shipping Matt/Jeremy I am not shipping Matt/Jeremy.
# petiteberries # oh fuck # i think i'm shipping matt/jeremy # goddamn it # ashley watches the vampire diaries
How does a show that pisses me off regularly because of how terrible it is also make me CRY LIKE A BITCH?
DAMN YOU TVD. DAMN YOU.
# i didn't want to like this show # i STILL don't want to like this show # they still PISS ME OFF ALL THE TIME # ESPECIALLY WITH THEIR TREATMENT OF BONNIE # AND THE PRAISE OF ST. ELENA AND THE SALVATORE DOUCHECANOES # but this episode still made me cry # damn you tvd # ashley watches the vampire diaries
I HAVEN’T WATCHED TONIGHT’S EPISODE OF TVD
BUT I JUST SAW A PREVIEW OF NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE
AND NO
NO
I REFUSE
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
IT IS NOT REAL
YOU GET AWAY FROM HER ALARIC
YOU GET AWAY FROM HER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BEFORE I FIND A WAY TO JUMP THROUGH THE SCREEN AND SNATCH YOUR RING AND BREAK YOUR NECK
BECAUSE YOU DO NOT GET TO TOUCH A HAIR ON MY QUEEN’S HEAD
