CM Punk and his do-gooder boyfriend, Daniel Bryan, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, A Song of Ice and Fire, and smashing the patriarchy. All day every day.
Raw 5/20/13: In which I don’t want to be THAT GUY, but Triple H gave me no choice
So much good tonight, almost COMPLETELY RUINED BY ONE REALLY BIG PROBLEM.
SORRY GUYS I CAN’T HELP IT.
I know I said I wouldn’t talk about wrestling this week, but guys guys guys Ryback is on right now and I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOOOOOOOOVE HIM.
# RYBACK FOR ALL THE AWARDS # RYBACK FOR MOST IMPROVED # ashley liveblogs raw
shes-a-voodoo-child replied to your quote: “Hon, you need to sit your honey down with a pair…
LAWD YOU FINALLY ADMIT IT. DBRY BABY YOU ARE SO CUTE BUT YOU NEED TO CUT YOUR HAIR. AND BEARD. PLZ CUT THE BEARD.
My love for D Bry is well documented. AND BEING SO CLOSE TO THAT BEARD WAS EXTREMELY MAJESTIC AND PROBABLY THE GREATEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
But it has gone past the point of majestic, and it has become its own solar system. All good things must come to an end. I would be fine with just a trim! But at this rate it’s going to start latching onto other objects to eat and that is worrisome.
# it's time d bry # i will still love you no matter what # but cut your hair son # ashley liveblogs raw
Hon, you need to sit your honey down with a pair of scissors and go to town. That hair is going to eat him.
my mom on Daniel Bryan’s hair
# I WISH I COULD MOM # i love d bry but it's time for a haircut # ashley liveblogs raw
Oh Chris! You’re my patron saint of Fandungo insults!
my mom
# IT BEGINS # oh mom # she really really hates fandango # ashley liveblogs raw
Raw 5/6/13: The I Love Mark Henry Edition
My love for Ryback continues to grow, and I only lament the absence of Punk once.
And now she’s calling Big E Langston “Steroid Le Plume.”
My dad also said that he must inflate his biceps to get them to that size.
STOP
You should have heard her the night she found out that both Triple H and the Undertaker had cut their hair.
# she was almost legit sobbing # my mom is wonderful # ashley liveblogs raw
And now she’s calling Big E Langston “Steroid Le Plume.”
My dad also said that he must inflate his biceps to get them to that size.
# i think i'm going to start a column called 'My Parents Watch Raw' # they are cracking me up tonight # ashley liveblogs raw
shes-a-voodoo-child replied to your post: My mom just pronounced Fandango as “Fandoongo.”
Let’s be real, bb, I’M not over Hunter cutting his hair.
Neither am I, but I thought my mom was going to legit bust out a black veil to wear when she first saw it. She’s been watching wrestling with my brother and I since we were wee wrestling fans, and she’s having a hard time adjusting to everyone she knows being gone and everyone’s hair being really short.
The best, though, was this comment she made when I asked her about D Bry
“I like him, but only because he was so nice to you when you met him. He needs to shave his beard.”
# poor mom # she's having a hard time with everything # ashley liveblogs raw
My mom just pronounced Fandango as “Fandoongo.”
She also can’t stand him and changes the channel whenever he comes on, which is strangely hilarious to me.
# oh mom # she's still not over triple h cutting his hair # ashley liveblogs raw
