The Storm Is Coming
I like rugged men, complicated women, fabulous clothes, fluffy cats, monster-sized books, and undead creatures.
CM Punk and his do-gooder boyfriend, Daniel Bryan, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, A Song of Ice and Fire, and smashing the patriarchy. All day every day.
CM Punk and his do-gooder boyfriend, Daniel Bryan, Boardwalk Empire, Spartacus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, A Song of Ice and Fire, and smashing the patriarchy. All day every day.
Posted 8 months ago - Reblog
# wait # do people really want to see ryback vs. punk # insert zack ryder 'ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO' gif here # really # WHY # WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE THAT # why would that matter to anyone at all # are y'all so goddamn dumb that you just automatically think anyone but cena is better # here's a truthbomb for you # CENA IS PUNK'S GREATEST FOE # CENA HAS THE BEST CHEMISTRY WITH PUNK # if y'all actually thought about the storylines for a second you'd get that # but no # instead you'd rather herp your derp about how cena sux # fuck y'all # you never heard of storytelling before # you never heard of logical progression # you never heard of parallels # i may hate wwe # but i hate their fans more right now
# wait # do people really want to see ryback vs. punk # insert zack ryder 'ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO' gif here # really # WHY # WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE THAT # why would that matter to anyone at all # are y'all so goddamn dumb that you just automatically think anyone but cena is better # here's a truthbomb for you # CENA IS PUNK'S GREATEST FOE # CENA HAS THE BEST CHEMISTRY WITH PUNK # if y'all actually thought about the storylines for a second you'd get that # but no # instead you'd rather herp your derp about how cena sux # fuck y'all # you never heard of storytelling before # you never heard of logical progression # you never heard of parallels # i may hate wwe # but i hate their fans more right now
Or better yet, how about a D Bry/Punk/Cena faction with Punk as the voice, Cena as the muscle/face, and D Bry as the enforcer and they fuck everyone’s shit up and wreak havoc on the WWE?
Ssh Cena haters just come embrace what could be one of the best stables ever.
Posted 8 months ago - Reblog
# no really # REALLY # IT WOULD BE EXCELLENT # PUNK WOULD CALL EVERYONE OUT # AND CENA WOULD STAND THERE SMIRKING # AND D BRY WOULD SCREAM THAT THEY HAD TIL FIVE TO ANSWER PUNK OR THEIR HEAD IS GETTING KICKED IN # sob # why can't i have this # why # give me a good thing wwe # GIVE ME A GOOD THING # cm punk # john cena # daniel bryan # bryan danielson # the antihero and the superhero who loves him
# no really # REALLY # IT WOULD BE EXCELLENT # PUNK WOULD CALL EVERYONE OUT # AND CENA WOULD STAND THERE SMIRKING # AND D BRY WOULD SCREAM THAT THEY HAD TIL FIVE TO ANSWER PUNK OR THEIR HEAD IS GETTING KICKED IN # sob # why can't i have this # why # give me a good thing wwe # GIVE ME A GOOD THING # cm punk # john cena # daniel bryan # bryan danielson # the antihero and the superhero who loves him
Posted 8 months ago with 68 Notes - Reblog
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# you guise # they had spikes on their sleeves # like the legion of doom # GODDAMN IT WWE # WHY # WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE DIVAS OF DOOM STORYLINE # WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY # wwe # beth phoenix # natalya neidhart # divas of doom # pinup strong
# you guise # they had spikes on their sleeves # like the legion of doom # GODDAMN IT WWE # WHY # WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE DIVAS OF DOOM STORYLINE # WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY # wwe # beth phoenix # natalya neidhart # divas of doom # pinup strong
Annnnnnnnnnd I found Cena/Punk mpreg
Posted 8 months ago with 2 Notes - Reblog
# but # why # why would anyone want that # why would anyone want to see punk pregnant # i try not to kink shame but # what is wrong with this person # i should have known better than to check fanfiction.net # sensitive fangirl problems # adventures in fanfic
# but # why # why would anyone want that # why would anyone want to see punk pregnant # i try not to kink shame but # what is wrong with this person # i should have known better than to check fanfiction.net # sensitive fangirl problems # adventures in fanfic
My royal brother played the fond father on his visits to Storm’s End, and there were gifts…swords and ponies and fur-trimmed cloaks. The eunuch’s work, every one. The boy would write the Red Keep full of thanks, and Robert would laugh and ask Varys what he’d sent this year. Renly was no better. He left the boy’s upbringing to castellans and maesters, and every one fell victim to his charm. Penrose chose to die rather than to give him up.’
The king ground his teeth together. ‘It still angers me. How could he think I would hurt the boy? I chose Robert, did I not? When that hard day came. I chose blood over honor.’
Stannis Baratheon, the poster boy of Middle Child Syndrome and tearing my fucking heart out in the process
Posted 9 months ago with 4 Notes - Reblog
# WHY # WHY DID EVERYONE HATE HIM # SURE HE'S DOUR AND JOYLESS # AND HE'S REALLY SEXUALLY REPRESSED # LIKE # SERIOUSLY SEXUALLY REPRESSED # BUT STANNIS BARATHEON WASN'T A MURDERER # AND NOW EVERYONE'S LIKE 'FUCK STANNIS WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS SO DUMB TO FOLLOW MELISANDRE' # WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT # THIS IS A MAN WHO HAD TRIED TO BE JUST AND FAIR AND HONORABLE # AND EVERYONE HATED HIM AND LOVED HIS LUSH OF A BROTHER AND HIS PRETTY BUT NAIVE LITTLE BROTHER # OF COURSE HE FELL PREY TO A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT # BECAUSE THIS RELIGIOUS ZEALOT IS THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS IMPORTANT # THAT HE MATTERED # OUT OF EVERY OTHER KING CANDIDATE IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS SHE CHOSE HIM # AND WHEN HAS ANYONE EVER CHOSEN STANNIS BARATHEON # UGH GOD STANNIS JUST HAVE MY HEARTSTRINGS # HERE TAKE THEM # I DON'T NEED THEM # AS A FELLOW MIDDLE CHILD STANNIS BARATHEON HATERS CAN STEP TO THE MOTHERFUCKING LEFT # ashley reads a song of ice and fire # stanning for stannis baratheon until the day i die # stannis baratheon
# WHY # WHY DID EVERYONE HATE HIM # SURE HE'S DOUR AND JOYLESS # AND HE'S REALLY SEXUALLY REPRESSED # LIKE # SERIOUSLY SEXUALLY REPRESSED # BUT STANNIS BARATHEON WASN'T A MURDERER # AND NOW EVERYONE'S LIKE 'FUCK STANNIS WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS SO DUMB TO FOLLOW MELISANDRE' # WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT # THIS IS A MAN WHO HAD TRIED TO BE JUST AND FAIR AND HONORABLE # AND EVERYONE HATED HIM AND LOVED HIS LUSH OF A BROTHER AND HIS PRETTY BUT NAIVE LITTLE BROTHER # OF COURSE HE FELL PREY TO A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT # BECAUSE THIS RELIGIOUS ZEALOT IS THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS IMPORTANT # THAT HE MATTERED # OUT OF EVERY OTHER KING CANDIDATE IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS SHE CHOSE HIM # AND WHEN HAS ANYONE EVER CHOSEN STANNIS BARATHEON # UGH GOD STANNIS JUST HAVE MY HEARTSTRINGS # HERE TAKE THEM # I DON'T NEED THEM # AS A FELLOW MIDDLE CHILD STANNIS BARATHEON HATERS CAN STEP TO THE MOTHERFUCKING LEFT # ashley reads a song of ice and fire # stanning for stannis baratheon until the day i die # stannis baratheon
Posted 9 months ago with 1614 Notes - Reblog
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# halp # i'm drowning in baratheon feels # sweet jesus # WHY COULDN'T YOU ALL WORK TOGETHER # WHY # IT WOULD HAVE FIXED EVERYTHING # GODDAMN IT YOU BARATHEONS # game of thrones
# halp # i'm drowning in baratheon feels # sweet jesus # WHY COULDN'T YOU ALL WORK TOGETHER # WHY # IT WOULD HAVE FIXED EVERYTHING # GODDAMN IT YOU BARATHEONS # game of thrones
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# OH GOD # THIS FRIENDSHIP # THIS FRIENDSHIP OF RESPECT AND NO JUDGMENT # FACT: TARA WAS THE BEST FRIEND BUFFY EVER HAD # AND BUFFY WAS THE BEST FRIEND TARA EVER HAD # WHY WAS NOT I GIVEN MORE OF THIS LADY FRIENDSHIP BEFORE IT WAS RIPPED AWAY FROM ME # WHY # OH RIGHT # BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON HATES ME # buffy the vampire slayer
# OH GOD # THIS FRIENDSHIP # THIS FRIENDSHIP OF RESPECT AND NO JUDGMENT # FACT: TARA WAS THE BEST FRIEND BUFFY EVER HAD # AND BUFFY WAS THE BEST FRIEND TARA EVER HAD # WHY WAS NOT I GIVEN MORE OF THIS LADY FRIENDSHIP BEFORE IT WAS RIPPED AWAY FROM ME # WHY # OH RIGHT # BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON HATES ME # buffy the vampire slayer
Posted 11 months ago with 1 Notes - Reblog
# why do i bother # WHY DO I BOTHER TRYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER # WHY DO I BOTHER TRYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A HOT MESS # TO BE MISERABLE ALL THE TIME # TO FEEL HORRIBLE AND SHITTY # TO BE BROKEN AND DAMAGED # WHY # DO # I # EVEN # FUCKING # BOTHER
# why do i bother # WHY DO I BOTHER TRYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER # WHY DO I BOTHER TRYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A HOT MESS # TO BE MISERABLE ALL THE TIME # TO FEEL HORRIBLE AND SHITTY # TO BE BROKEN AND DAMAGED # WHY # DO # I # EVEN # FUCKING # BOTHER
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
Posted 11 months ago - Reblog
# oh god # why # joan's faaaaaaace # don's faaaaaaaace # oh goddddddddd # ashley watches mad men
# oh god # why # joan's faaaaaaace # don's faaaaaaaace # oh goddddddddd # ashley watches mad men
3252 words in the first chapter of the Nagron modern AU. And it’s not done.
