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The email conversation that proves that if there is a hell, I've got a first class seat on the plane ride there 

  • Work BFF: How was your weekend?
  • Me: I spent all weekend watching that Lady Gaga video for "Judas" so I could stare at Norman Reedus' dirty Jesus-betrayin' ass.
  • Work BFF: OMG I just literally laughed out loud
  • Me: SERIOUSLY. HE'S WALKING AROUND ALL BAREFOOT AND I'M LIKE "OH BABY YOUR FEET UNF UNF." And she smears lipstick on him, and I'm like "...I'll be in my bunk."
  • Work BFF: GREAT NOW MY BOSS JUST CAME OVER TO ASK ME WHAT WAS FUNNY. THANKS A LOT.
  • Me: I would betray Jesus for Judas if Judas looked like Norman Reedus.

ninemoons42:

Um. Yeah. quit teasing.

In honor of the upcoming Royal Rumble PPV, I’ve been going back and rewatching old Rumble matches. 

I’m currently watching the 2005 Royal Rumble, and dear God, 2005 Chris Jericho could hit it and quit it all night long Jesus fucking Christ.