In tonight’s installment of Adventures in Fanfic, my favorite Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins fic has finally been updated.
# shaking and crying rn # don't mind me # just screaming cause PORN # adventures in fanfic
A lot of these dudes, when you challenge them, will say that they don’t have any real feelings about this and that they’re just trolling for the fun of it. They don’t really hate women, they just think it’s funny to… treat women as if they hate them. And… well, first of all, you’re lying to yourself, there’s clearly more to it than that. And, second of all, that doesn’t make it any better! Only somebody who hates women and sees them as less than human would even think that’s a meaningful distinction!
Jay Smooth, Ill Doctrine (via nextyearsgirl)
I firmly believe a vast majority of men hate women. I was just thinking about this today. They won’t admit to it, like this quotation suggestions, but in their opinions and actions it becomes clear they truly hate women.
“No, I LOVE women!” they protest.
Yes, you love looking at women. You love fucking women. You love pushing their buttons and objectifying them and letting them do things for you. You love judging them and masturbating to them and having them on your arm on a night out.
But you do not actually have any respect for women. You view them as inferior, you don’t question this.
I explained this to someone I had dated and of course he wouldn’t hear a word of it.
AHHH SO PERFECT
Men love the idea of women, but most of them really and truly hate actual women.
# accurate # don't mind me # i'll be here on misandry island # and you know it followers # I BLAME THE MOTHERFUCKING PATRIARCHY
Rewatching episode 1x09 of GoT has rendered me dead inside
# don't mind me # i'm just spending my three day weekend rewatching game of thrones and gross sobbing # you know i'm all for good drama # but goddamn can't the starks get a fucking break? # it's bordering on depressing # ashley reads a song of ice and fire # a song of ice and fire # meta
So. The Red Wedding.
That is all.
# don't mind me # just # going to go to bed # completely dead inside # completely # totally # dead # inside # ALSO I KINDA HAVE TO WONDER HOW NO ONE ELSE HEARD THE MASSACRE GOING ON? # I MEAN REALLY # WHERE WERE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO UNDRESSED EDMURE AND ROSLIN? # DID THEY JUST DISAPPEAR # AND MY GOD WAS EDMURE SO DOWN TO FUCK THAT HE DIDN'T HEAR HIS SISTER AND NEPHEW BEING MURDERED? # REALLY NOW? # ashley reads a song of ice and fire
I have never gone to bed so happy in my life
-Full DX reunion
-Slick as the minister
-D Bry in a white tux
-AJ AS GM
-Rock/Bryan promo (YOU GUYS MY WILD AND FIERCE AND FLAWFREE UNICORN OF REVOLUTION AND SUBMISSION HOLDS AND MANLY BEARDS IS SO OVER HE’S IN A SEGMENT WITH THE ROCK FUGDJFIFTKJFBRHODOWPDPCNDNCHCHJNNFJICJCHD SWEET PRECIOUS BB)
-Stephanie McMahon’s presence in general
-TAKER TAKER TAKER
-PUNK TURNS HEEL PUNK TURNS HEEL PUNK TURNS HEEL
-IT WAS THE NIGHT AFTER RAW
-AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE WE ALL SCREAMED YES
-AT THE THOUGHT OF PUNK AND D BRY AS THE ANGRY BROS OF REVOLUTION
-GOOD NIGHT TUMBLR
-I SHALL DREAM OF PIPEBOMBS AND BASIC BITCHES ONLY GETTING TIL FIVE BEFORE HEADS ARE FUCKING KICKED IN
# Everything I ever wanted # the moment when wwe gave me nice things # don't mind me # just # shaking and crying # MY PRECIOUS FLAWLESS TECHNICAL GENIUS BABIES OF REVOLUTION ARE ALWAYS AND FOREVER BETTER THAN YOU # Ashley liveblogs raw
# i know gurl # i know # what is this douchebag's damage? # you were honest with him # you gave him opportunities to tell you that he wanted more # and he never did # and now he's yelling at you and trying to act like you're the bad guy? # you should have left his ass the moment you told him about your dream # and he made it ALL ABOUT HIMSELF # fuck tom # get out now summer # you don't need this shit # you know you don't exist to make this guy's life better # you know you're not some manic pixie dream girl # get out summer # better things are waiting for you # don't mind me # just # stanning summer finn until the day i die # 500 days of summer # summer finn is my power animal
“To remember and to let go.” 23rd May 2010
# NOPE # NOPE NOPE NOPE # DON'T MIND ME # I'LL BE OVER HERE # JEARING ALL OVER THE PLACE # WE HAVE TO GO BACK # come back # come back to me # lost
Fixed this for slackerlackermotivation
That scene in the second gif just KILLS me every time I watch it. I love the character of Agron SO MUCH because of little things like this, little fleeting moments that really don’t have anything to do with the main storyline. We’ve seen Agron practically bouncing in place throughout the entire episode at the thought of rebelling against the Romans, but when Duro falls, he stops everything he’s doing to hold his brother one last time. The way he places his hand against Duro’s head, hesitant at first, is so gentle, and this one little moment tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about Agron. Just one little hand gesture, and suddenly you understand this character so much more than you did before, and you know that he is never going to be the same.
UGH SNARKY GERMAN BROTHERS WHY DO YOU HURT MY HEART LIKE THIS.
The attention to little details like this is one of the reasons why I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW.
# ugh # don't mind me # just sobbing over snarky german brothers # whose snark towards each other was just one facet of how much they loved and depended on each other # the tears on my face are plentiful and gross when it comes to these two # spartacus # agron # duro # all hail the snarky bros from the east of the rhine
OMG. I love this bit, because of how they are positioned. You got Sparty’s leg, then Crixus’, then Sparty’s other leg over top and Crixus’ other leg spread over the other way.. which uh ..puts ….things in the ideal position (ideal for me anyway to maintain optimum excitement from the homoeroticism so pleasently displayed here). xD
I just had to point it out. heehee. come on guys, i know i’m not the only one in this boat. grab a fuckin oar. xP”
Why didn’t anyone suggest this form of conflict resolution for Crixus and Agron? Clearly it worked for Crixus and Spartacus, seeing as they are Best Bros now.
In other news, goddamn I love this fucking show.
# sex initiated by romans: DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER # sex initiated by rebels: PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE FORM OF CONFLICT RESOLUTION # you know if mira had her way this is how crixus and agron would have put their beef behind them # both literally and figuratively # spartacus # don't mind me # just # rolling in the gay
Tyler, to Matt in S1: “You’re turning into ‘We people’… You know, ‘we never miss a game, we can’t make it to the party, we hate the color red.’ “