pissed off agron is always sexxi :P and i adore tht playful lil slap there in the first GIF. i watchd tht several times over and over. xD
*licks monitor like it’s covered in honey*
Episode #3 of Deciphering Agron’s Intent - Teaming Up With Fucking Gauls Edition
What Spartacus Says: Agron! Crixus!
What Agron Thinks: Aww shit I just got permission to beat the living fuck out of the fucking Gaul from my Best Bro yes yes yes
What Nasir Thinks: FUCK YEAH BB GIT HIM
What Agron Thinks: AWW YEAH GONNA IMPRESS THE FUCK OUTTA MY MAN AND BEAT THE PISS OUT OF THE GAUL AND BLESS THE GODS BEST MOTHERFUCKING DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!
And then it goes from the Best Motherfucking Day Ever to the WORST MOTHERFUCKING DAY EVER when Spartacus tells them to team up.
# agron's bucket list reads like this # 1. make it back home # 2. go into the afterlife with his hot ass syrian boyfran # 3. beat the motherfucking shit out of crixus # 4. make a hat out of some roman's shit ribcage # agron you light up my life # spartacus # nagron # the most perfect ship in the otp sea # deciphering agron's intent