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1. State your name: Ashley
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: Kristian, after Kristian Alfonso, the actress who plays Hope on Days of Our Lives.
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My mother.
4. What was your first job? Concession girl at a movie theater
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? I bumped my head on a cabinet door in front of 20 or so people. I wasn’t particularly embarrassed, but I’ve got a nice bruise on my scalp.
Do you miss your ex? My ex isn’t the one I miss.
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? White.
8. Do people praise you for your looks? Not on a frequent basis. When I do get compliments, it’s usually in regards to how healthy my hair is, and usually done so in a misguided attempt to make me “feel better.” The way I look is not an issue that I need to be cheered up about. My stellar inability to function like a normal human being, on the other hand, is a completely different story.
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Blue and black.
10. How do you wear your makeup? I have two go-to looks when I choose to wear makeup. For casual days, I wear MAC’s Vanilla on the eyelid, Wedge in the crease, and Shroom as a higlight, with brown eyeliner (either gel or pencil) on the lid. That’s followed up by Nars’ Orgasm as blush, mascara, and usually pink lipstick. On the rare occasions where I go out, I switch out the brown liner for black gel, wing it out, and wear red lipstick. It’s easy as hell but still looks good. 
11. What are some of your nicknames? Ash and Diddle at home, Donniedottir at work.
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? Technically three, although the third bedroom is used as an office. The basement was also used as a bedroom at one time. 
13. How many bathrooms? One and a half.
14. Do you have a job? Yes, but I cannot divulge where I work. All I can say is that I work in real estate.  
15. Do you have a car? I’ve owned a 2001 Chevrolet Cavalier for ten years now. 
16. Do you work out every week? Nope. I only like exercises that allow me to sit the entire time (i.e. bicycling and weight lifting).
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? I thought that’s what everyone did at midnight screenings of Rocky Horror Picture Show?
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? No. 
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? I have three, all one-piece. One is a black halter style, one is cherry print, and the other is brown with white polka dots. 
21. Do you like your eyes? My eyes are just that, my eyes. I don’t like the fact that my vision is getting worse every year, but I’ve accepted it. 
22. Do you think you are pretty? Yes. And everyone should think that they’re not only pretty, but wonderful, too. Except for Republicans.
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My father. 
24. How much money is in your account? Strangers on the internet don’t need to know this information. 
25. Are you single? Yes. Although it’s more complicated than that.
26. Do you want kids? No. I’m told that I would be a good parent. I somewhat disagree with this sentiment.
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: I don’t carry a backpack, I carry a purse. It’s black and filled with tons of receipts, my wallet, my phone charger, car keys, work badge, sunglasses, deodorant, tampons, a bottle of Visine, two tubes of chapstick, two packs of cigarettes, and a fork.
28. What celebrity do you think is hot? In case it is not clearly obvious, Daniel Bryan.
29. Last movie you saw in theatres: The Dark Knight Rises. 
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? I don’t like these dating questions.
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? No, seriously.
32. Have you ever cheated? Dating questions can GTFO right now.
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Possibly. 
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? Sleep, sleep, sleep some more, take naps, take as many naps as possible, try to ignore life by sleeping