dangfury:

Time passes too slowly.

Aint that the truth!! S3 cudn’t get here fast enough!

Episode #8 of Deciphering Agron’s Intent: There Ain’t Nuthin’ Wrong With A Lil’ Bump n’ Grind

*We begin our scene with MOUTH NOISES*

What Agron Thinks: Oh God yes we’re finally alone gonna throw him up against dis wall right here and fuck he is so goddamn hot I could just eat him I mean literally eat him nom nom his lip tastes good nom nom

*Nasir pulls away while Agron wonders if a man can die from blue balls*

What Nasir Says: We must wait, until Spartacus relieves us of charge.

What Nasir Means: Calm your cock guy we’ve got a job to do here

What Agron Says: Time passes too slowly.

What Agron Means: I really really really need you to put it in me right the fuck now. Please? PLEASE?!

What Nasir Says: We must be quick then.

What Nasir Means: Fine god you size queen c’mere

*MOUTH NOISES, then Nasir grabs Agron’s cock*

What Agron Thinks: DFDMNGTRKGNTRJGNTRRETGNTRGKNMERFDVNREGNRG

What Nasir Thinks: Yeah you fucking like that don’t you who loves you baby

What Agron Thinks: OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESOHGODOHOGODOHGODOHGODOHGODMYDICKSGONNAEXPLODEOHGODOHGODOHGOD

What Mira Says: This is how you stand guard?

What Mira Thinks: Oh cool their boners will distract them from my obvious plot to kill that Roman bitch score!