I’m tired of all this nonsense about Michael Cole being eliminated “by a girl”. Kong is a female, yes, but she’s also bigger than most guys. Bigger than me at least. She mashes her own potatoes with her fist. She can stop speeding bullets with a headbutt. She was in a match a month after giving birth to a baby that will probably be choking snakes to death in its crib like god damn Hercules and all you guys can do is sit behind your desk and go “lol women”.

Logan Stallings in Sunday Afternoon Smackdown (2/3/11)

Stay classy, WWE. Stay classy.