November 2010
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Yup.
Always relevant to my life.
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Now watching:
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I love this movie so much. It may actually have a chance at penetrating the metal chambers of your black heart, bb.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BB!
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May this be the greatest birthday of all time.
OF ALL TIME.
Aww. Thanks, bb!
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People sometimes. I just can't even.
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Kanye West > The rest of the world →
I guess every superhero needs his theme music.
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Lost is not a TV show. Lost is a commitment.
– Me to one of my co-workers today
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I am quitting smoking either tomorrow or Thursday.
That is all.
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The only way to avoid paying Sallie Mae.
Steph: Maybe the zombie apocalypse will come and you won't have to pay them.
Me: Are you kidding? Sallie Mae will survive the zombie apocalypse.
Steph: Yeah, but it would be so easy to fake your own death. "May I speak with Ashley?" "Brraaaaaiiiiiinnnnssss."
Me: You complete me.
Steph: